Posted on Monday, 20th July 2009 by Patrick Dorwin
Yep, sounds right…
I. Thou shalt have no God in America, except for me. For we are no longer a Christian nation and, after all, I am the chosen One. (And like God, I do not have a birth certificate.) SOURCE
II. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, unless it is my face carved on Mt. Rushmore. SOURCE
III. Thou shalt not utter my middle name in vain (or in public). Only I can say Barack Hussein Obama. SOURCE
IV. Remember tax day, April 15th, to keep it holy. SOURCE
V. Honour thy father and thy mother until they are too old and sick to care for. They will cost our public-funded health-care system too much money. SOURCE
VI. Thou shalt not kill, unless you have an unwanted, unborn baby. For it would be an abomination to punish your daughter with a baby. SOURCE
VII. Thou shalt not commit adultery if you are conservative or a Republican. Liberals and Democrats are hereby forgiven for all of their infidelity and immorality, but the careers of conservatives will be forever destroyed. SOURCE
VIII. Thou shalt not steal, until you’ve been elected to public office. Only then is it acceptable to take money from hard-working, successful citizens and give it to those who do not work, illegal immigrants, or those who do not have the motivation to better their own lives. SOURCE
IX. Thou shalt not discriminate against thy neighbor unless they are conservative, Caucasian, or Christian. SOURCE
X. Thou shalt not covet because it is simply unnecessary. I will place such a heavy tax burden on those that have achieved the American Dream that, by the end of my term as President, nobody will have any wealth or material goods left for you to covet. SOURCE
From Patriot Update via Cindy Kilkenny (who I had the pleasure to meet this past Tuesday).
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July 20th, 2009 at 6:19 am
Liberals and Democrats are hereby forgiven for all of their infidelity and immorality …
Yes, let’s ask governors McGreevey and Spitzer about that.
but the careers of conservatives will be forever destroyed.
Which is why Vitter and Ensign are running full-steam for re-election.
July 20th, 2009 at 6:30 am
Seems Spitzer has a pretty good gig going as a Political analyst lined up.
And unlike Democrats, Vitter and Ensign have a snowball’s chance at being re-elected.
July 20th, 2009 at 7:20 am
For a Monday, Jay Bullock is especially stupid.
McGreevy - tried getting his foreign-citizen boyfriend a homeland security advisorship. That’s a quid pro quo - kind of like balling one of you students in exchange for a A, Bullock.
Spitzer - kind of got caught up in a federal wiretap and suspicious money transfers. Kind of like text messaging one of your students obsessively, and then their mom finding an unexplained $100 in their pants pocket.
July 20th, 2009 at 7:36 am
No one in the DNC cared that McGreevey was schtupping a guy, they cared that he wasn’t clever enough to hide that he was funneling state money to the guy he was schtupping. (If he’d been in the House of Representatives no one would have cared about either.)
A new manuscript has been discovered, Patrick, that fleshes out VI: “Also babies born with disabilities, cancer patients who can’t get buy with the cheap drugs, people over 40 who need major medical treatment, people over 60 who need any medical treatment, and fat people may be killed as necessary, so that resources are not wasted, and I don’t have to see such horrors when I go on campaign tours.”
July 20th, 2009 at 9:08 am
If we get Obama care, then all the public workers and teachers should be placed on it.
July 20th, 2009 at 9:51 am
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July 20th, 2009 at 12:43 pm
And unlike Democrats, Vitter and Ensign have a snowball’s chance at being re-elected.
Really? Who’s Vitter’s primary opponent? Ensign’s biggest threat was the guv out there, currently in a sex scandal of his own (and he hasn’t resigned yet either, Ã la Mark Sanford).
July 20th, 2009 at 1:43 pm
Whine some more, you corpulent tax dollar thief.
July 20th, 2009 at 1:55 pm
Paul, that’s actually “corpulent tax dollar parasite.”
Anything I can do to help you out, Jay.
July 20th, 2009 at 3:05 pm
Come to think of it, Jay’s fat, obnoxious, acted as a teacher, and a shitty musician.
Sounds just like Jack Black, without the money.
Copyright 2009
July 20th, 2009 at 5:11 pm
Paul- Can you actually make a rational argument to counter Jay, or is the personal attacks because you cannot. Everyone else seems to be able to, but you seem to be lacking in that department. Are you the new Gus/Mickey?
July 20th, 2009 at 5:15 pm
If they don’t resign Jay, there’s a better than average chance the Republican voters will make that choice for them. That’s the difference.
July 20th, 2009 at 8:54 pm
John, you couldn’t beat me in a debate in your wildest dreams. Thank you for the compliment.
I own ass-hats like you.
July 20th, 2009 at 9:51 pm
John, Mickey/gus and Paul are totaly different people. gus is a gutless braggart; Paul is a soulless weasel.
July 20th, 2009 at 10:29 pm
That’s nice, Jay. At least I’ve never stolen a dollar from taxpayers, much less for 180 days a year like you.
And John, I do make rational arguments to non-sociopaths. Jay doesn’t qualify. Alinsky 2.