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HARRISON FORD - FORD I HATE THE INTERNET
HARRISON FORD hates the internet, because it means anyone can spread malicious gossip about him. The actor, who plays a computer-security specialist in his latest film FIREWALL, sees a need to censor his words to avoid being misrepresented online. He says, “The worst thing about the internet is that anything and everything is up for grabs. How can that be, when I limit my public conversations to about once every couple of years? “Any kind of rubbish goes on the internet and it can have a f**king life of its own.”
So I guess he probably doesn’t read my blog, huh?
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Emphasis mine
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Official Announcement:
The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government’s political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you’re actually being screwed.
Wow, for a second I thought I was looking my my own picture minutes after the Packer game…
Update: Sorry about the missing links for the GOP3 and The American Mind posts, I have corrected them
This has been a moving week for all of America and on behalf of the Wisconsin Blogosphere, I want to express our condolences to those in the areas stricken by Hurricane Katrina. You are in our thoughts and prayers.
That does it for this weeks installment of Carnival of the Badger. Next week will be hoisted at Letters in Bottles. More details can be found at The World According to Nick. Thanks everyone, it’s been fun!
Sometimes you just have to roll on the floor laughing.
Hat tip: My Vast Right Wing Conspiracy
We Energies put the wrong phone number on a pamphlet they have been sending out. The posted number was one digit off, so instead of learning how to save money on your energy bill, they got a phone sex line…Oops, wrong number!
FOXNews.com - Politics - Kenyan Offers 40 Goats for Chelsea Clinton’s Hand
A Kenyan says he offered Bill Clinton 40 goats and 20 cows for his daughter’s hand in marriage five years ago — and is still waiting for an answer.Godwin Kipkemoi Chepkurgor told the East Africa Standard newspaper last week that he wrote Clinton asking for Chelsea’s hand in 2000 during the then-president’s visit to Kenya.
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Chepkurgor vowed to remain single until he gets an answer to his proposal to marry Chelsea, 25.
I intended to post this a few days ago when I first seen it, but forgot. Thanks for the reminder Andy!
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