Posted on Tuesday, 8th December 2009 by Roland_Melnick
Many say we are just starting to emerge from the deepest recession in this country since the Great Depression of the 1930′s. Our In-Over-His-Head-Not-Ready-For-Primetime-President has done little to create non-government jobs…but the Obama Economic Policy meter has now gone past a solid “Neglect” reading and is quickly approaching “Assault.”
Cap-And-Trade would be bad enough, at least for those of us without a financial stake in Goldman Sachs or the Chicago Climate Exchange, now Obama’s EPA will now regulate one of the most prevalent gases in the World……….carbon dioxide. Why don’t we just kick the economy while it’s down, eh?
One possible upside? Soon we will have CO2 Action Days when you can encourage your favorite Lefty to hold their breath as long as they can in order to reduce dangerous emissions.
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December 8th, 2009 at 12:42 pm
I’m thinking about putting together a new organization called the Plant Protection Program. The purpose of this group would be to protect the air the plants use. It would be about the suffering the plants would have to go though if CO2 becomes regulated. It would also talk about how plant growth and development would diminish thus resulting in less Oxygen and food. Basically, discussing the danger of altering the cycle that air goes through. There would be a petition for people to sign to tell congress to protect plant’s air. Lastly and most importantly (picked this up from the other side), donations will be accepted for the Plant Protection Program. How does this sound?
December 8th, 2009 at 8:09 pm
Problem is, we’re not emerging from shit.
You ain’t seen nothing yet. Wait for the first 3 months of next year. Layoffs are now rolling in again.
December 9th, 2009 at 10:12 pm
Quick! Everyone! STOP BREATHING!
December 10th, 2009 at 11:21 am
A great day to buy a muscle car.
December 10th, 2009 at 10:37 pm
I already have on Jaeson!
Capper, you keep your dirty old steak knives away from it.