Posted on Monday, 18th October 2010 by J. Rawson Schaller
A charismatic community organizer and product of the Chicago political machine could have a successful and effective presidency.
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October 18th, 2010 at 6:14 pm
I remain quite strong in my opinion that before the Obama presidency draws to a close, Obama will have his own Saturday night variety TV show, simulcast on NBC, CBS, and ABC.
Frequent guests will include Stevie Wonder, Sheryl Crow, Lil’ Wayne, Jay-Z, Ziggy Marley, Tim McGraw and Faith Hill (because you have to include something to keep the Skoal crowd watching), comedian ‘Carrot Top,’ ventriloquist Terry Fator, author/humorist Garrison Keillor, and author Jonathan Franzen.
Look for hilarious original sketch comedy penned by Bob Gibbs and other WH Office of Communications staffers, including recurring Obama characters “Slurpee Guy” and “Commander-in-Chef” - a weekly feature in which Barry puts on an apron, and highlights recipes prepared with items found in Michelle’s garden.
Now under government contract until 2032, Mayberry’s own Andy “Taylor” Griffith will stop by from time to time, playing the gruff but lovable octogenarian sidekick in the popular “Sheriff Barack of Hyde Park.” (Look for cameos from Joe Biden as the town drunk.)
I also predict that Obama will occasionally don a bumble-bee costume for a recurring feature called “O-Caramba” in which Barry will shine a spotlight on his favorite “Wee Wee’d Up Republican” moment of the previous week in the form of a classic American musical. Expect rewrites of the Rodgers and Hammerstein songbook, each favorite performed by a bitter, delusional narcissist in a bee outfit with a presidential seal right above his ‘little stinger.’
And speaking of ‘little stingers,’ Brett Favre (that’s pronounced “Fah-VRAY” for you younger folks) will drop by to offer up a musical parody of The Knack’s classic hit, entitled “My Kubota.” (I dug some trenches now. Trenches now. Time to text my junk to some reporter.) He and Barry will have the crowd on its feet, singing along.
Your president is a renaissance man. Enjoy.
October 18th, 2010 at 11:27 pm
You forgot.
Little Johnny Cougar.
John Cougar.
John Cougar Mellencamp.
John Mellencamp.
October 19th, 2010 at 9:59 am
And FLOTUS. They’ll reprise Sonny and Cher sketches/duets, interspersed footage of her doing bicep curls with lead-tainted squash from her garden while fat children gaze on her in rapt awe.
October 19th, 2010 at 11:49 am
And for the “Do It Yourself” segment of our show we have Bill Ayers and Karlton Armstrong who will demonstrate the art of bomb making.
October 20th, 2010 at 2:15 am
Is this the same President who thinks that promoting “Science” is to cut NASA off at the knees that we now have to hitch rides into space with Russians?
Just wondering.